Dave, 61, Insists “#AlexFromTarget” Could Have Been Him

David “Cowboy Dave” Offspeck, pictured with his samples of “Orange You Glad” yogurt on the eve of the #AlexFromTarget media explosion online.

David Offspeck, better known to his coworkers and friends as “Cowboy Dave”, has been up-in-arms after his fellow Target employee, the now infamous, Alex from Target, has garnered world-renown fame and “undeserved praise” by middle-management.

Dave insists that he was always scheduled to work Monday evenings on cashier till #7, notably the same till Alex was photographed at; but was forced to fill the shift after he was called-in to work samples at Costco early Monday afternoon.

“It’s just not fair, [Alex] is always getting looks from customers and he doesn’t even wear a cowboy hat! I fancy myself a strapping young man myself, early sixties, but now he’s all over my Facebook feed, Buzzfeed, bird feeder, EVERYWHERE!”